Weed & Poker

Banana splits for my friends, banana clips for my enemies

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darylwill:

Up watching ‘Money Talks’ on @CNBC, go stuff, I must go to Vegas… #soon 😄😄😄

Please dont fall for that guy. Anyone who says shit like “6.5 vs 7 whats the difference?”

"Minus -130 juice that’s just what book doesn’t collect."

Then tells you:

"50k bankroll…ok we’ll start off on this college fball game day play at 20k….I MEAN IF YOU DON’T TRUST ME JUST SAY SO BRO"

even though the -130 juice is a great line. Its some salesman bs. And you have to give up 40-50 percent equity on wins? lol. Hes pitching snake oil. The groundhog could run better than him.

i cant stop watching the show though.

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ilkaykurklu:

Don’t be a fool by participating in April’s fool. it is based on deception and lies, both of which are completely forbidden in Islam. The Prophet (pbuh) informed us that whoever cheats us is not a true Muslim, and whoever lies to make people laugh is cursed.
- Dr Bilal Philips

I think Dr. Bilal conspired with Dr. Muhamad (Dr. Prophet), Dr. Seuss, Dr. Dre, Dr. Pepper, and Dr. Jays, to make you look like the biggest April fool of all.
-Happy April

ilkaykurklu:

Don’t be a fool by participating in April’s fool. it is based on deception and lies, both of which are completely forbidden in Islam. The Prophet (pbuh) informed us that whoever cheats us is not a true Muslim, and whoever lies to make people laugh is cursed.

- Dr Bilal Philips

I think Dr. Bilal conspired with Dr. Muhamad (Dr. Prophet), Dr. Seuss, Dr. Dre, Dr. Pepper, and Dr. Jays, to make you look like the biggest April fool of all.

-Happy April

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aljazeeraamerica:

States pay to reopen national parks closed by federal shutdown

Several states have accepted the Obama administration’s offer to allow states to reopen national parks as long as they foot the bill, despite an ongoing standoff between President Barack Obama’s administration and the House Republican majority that has shut down the government, which includes a halt to federal funding for national parks.
Governors in several states had asked for authority to reopen parks within their borders, citing economic losses from closures. 
Colorado’s governor struck a deal with federal officials to reopen one of its national parks, becoming the second state to accept the offer to send money to the federal government to save lucrative tourist seasons.

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Photo: Spencer Platt/Getty Images

Its scary when Al Jazeera posts pictures of USA landmarks

aljazeeraamerica:

States pay to reopen national parks closed by federal shutdown

Several states have accepted the Obama administration’s offer to allow states to reopen national parks as long as they foot the bill, despite an ongoing standoff between President Barack Obama’s administration and the House Republican majority that has shut down the government, which includes a halt to federal funding for national parks.

Governors in several states had asked for authority to reopen parks within their borders, citing economic losses from closures. 

Colorado’s governor struck a deal with federal officials to reopen one of its national parks, becoming the second state to accept the offer to send money to the federal government to save lucrative tourist seasons.

Read more

Photo: Spencer Platt/Getty Images

Its scary when Al Jazeera posts pictures of USA landmarks